seinfeldism

Quotes, pics and vids from the show about nothing powered by @seinfeldism. Yada, yada, yada.

Archive/RSS

3

Reblog

Jerry: How much change could you possibly have in that jug?George: It’s my money. What should I do? Throw it out the window? I know guy who took his vacation on change.Jerry: Yeah? Where’d he go? To an arcade?

27

Reblog

Jerry: You can’t “overdry”. George: Why not? Jerry: Same reason you can’t “overwet.” You see, once something is wet, it’s wet. Same thing with death. Like once you die, you’re dead, right? Let’s say you drop dead and I shoot you. You’re not gonna die again, you’re already dead. You can’t “overdie,” you can’t “overdry.”

3

Reblog

You’ve got me all wrong. I was thinking only of the poor Krakatoan! Those brave Krakatoans; east of Java, who sacrificed so much for so long.

19

Reblog

Elaine: Hey, do you believe I got happy new year’d today? It’s February! Jerry: I once got happy new year’d in March! Elaine: It’s digusting. Jerry: It’s pathetic.

3

Reblog

Birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we’ve grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a betterself will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it’s not to be; that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.